Well, I like the new head torturer at Capital Punishment. The buxom blonde in knee high boots with a soft leather whip is much nicer than the rotted tooth, red hot poker wielding weasel of previous years. It was even a pleasurable experience this year. The sun was shining, the track at optimum moisture level […]
The Kona Odyssey: always an epic race
Odyssey – a word that summons thoughts of an epic voyage of discovery, challenge and triumph. Wow, that’s quite a lot to live up to; is a mountain bike race worthy of such a title? Well last Saturday’s running of the Kona Odyssey was far from an ordinary outing and I’m going to go out […]
Croc Trophy Stage 6: Death march
Mt Mulligan – Mt Mulgrave: 189km When people think of the Croc Trophy, and like me say that they will never ever do it because it is just too hard and stupid, they have visions of today’s stage. And it is worse than you imagine. It was so hot I wouldn’t be surprised if I […]